203299
Joke of the Day
"What's Hitlers most hated candy? Jewb jewbs"
Next Joke
"*she hears me singing in the shower* Her: oh he's so cute *she hears a guitar amp click on and feedback ring out* Her: NATE NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)"
"[interrupts pastor] but jesus was crucified today shouldn't we call today ""Bad Friday"" or even ""Kinda Messed Up They Killed Jesus Friday"""
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"
"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"
"FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food."
"If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why."
"What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent? An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO"
"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."