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Joke of the Day

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""

"Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit"

"Every time I think I've got the perfect family they escape."

"I don't mind lesbians, actually. They're still women who won't sleep with me, but at least it's nothing personal."

"My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie."

"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"

"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."

"So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!"""

"I always get homophone and homophobe mixed up. I just know that one of them secretly likes caulk."

"I once dated a mortician... it didn't work out because I'm not that much of a mourning person. Though she was a real head-turner."