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Joke of the Day

"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""

"What do you call a pig with three eyes ? Piiig"

"[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar."

"The more I learn about Myself the more atheist I become."

"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"

"If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah"

"Press ""three"" for Spanish, and press ""fo"" for Ebonics"

"What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed"

"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"

"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"