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Joke of the Day
"You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog."
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"""Will.he.was"" -Will.i.am's tombstone"
"I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks."
"If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits."
"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"
"So Jesus walks into a hotel he throws a bunch of nails on the counter and asks:"" hey, can you put me up for the night?"" (sorry, if repeat)"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin' dick!"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you."" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, ""Spit out your gum"" and a train says, ""Choo, Choo, Choo."""
"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."