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Joke of the Day

"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"

"Birdhood A single shot film with no cuts and a running time of 12 years."

"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."

"Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels? Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation."

"A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, ""Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!"""

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."

"Che Guevara was such a revolutionary. He revolutionized the t-shirt sales."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."

"My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart."

"My boyfriend cheated on me So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home"