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Joke of the Day
"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."
Next Joke
"Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower. I know that now."
"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."
"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."
"I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell."
"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Its pasture bedtime"
"What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March? Spring break!"
"What are Starbucks two shipping options? Ground and federal expresso"
"I did so much yard work today, I might get deported."
"What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican? Paypal"