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Joke of the Day
"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."
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"I used to hate mushrooms But then they grew on me"
"Blind man on his virgin experience with a lady ""It was a shot in the dark"""
"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."
"Believe in yourself. Build a religion around yourself. Canonize your quotidian tasks. Build idols of yourself in your best outfits."
"How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the bulb for being broke, another to shoot the room for being black."
"A woman in my hometown says that 50 Cent is 100% her son's father. Although, it's closer to 50 percent per Cent."
"Game Journalism ^^^^Thats ^^^^The ^^^^joke"
"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"
"So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka"""