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Joke of the Day
"A man's work is never done. ""...Something both men and women can agree on!"""
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"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."
"What does a snail riding on a turtles back say? WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"
"What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain? So you're the one.... (only if you answered ""i don't know"")"
"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."
"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"
"10 years ago parents were like ""be careful what you put on the web"" and we were all ""lol. old people."" now none of us can ever be President."
"There was time in the old west A dog with three legs walks into a saloon, he slams open the doors, looks around at the startled patrons and asks, ""Anyone seen my PAW?"""
"Kristen Stewart is unable to be here today, so accepting the award on her behalf is this large bowl of cold mashed potatoes."