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Joke of the Day

"A man's work is never done. ""...Something both men and women can agree on!"""

"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."

"I saw a tree harassing people today... So I told it to leaf them alone."

"Bacon causes cancer. Canadian bacon apologizes."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."

"how do you call those guys who hang around with musicians all the time? Drummers."

"Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ..."

"I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies. Classless."

"You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you're eating -- you ALWAYS spill something on it? It's cuz you're a pig."

"TIL you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo's pouch. Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore."