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"Your so bald your bald"
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"How much does a flight to Rio cost? A Brazilian dollars."
"Teacher: ""What is the most common phrase used in school?"" Pupil: ""I don't know..."" Teacher: ""Correct!"""
"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."
"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"How do you a convert a number to a radical? You convert it to Islam."
"Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!"
"What is the common trait between men and snow? You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last."
"I was walking through Home Depot yesterday when I tripped and knocked an industrial vacuum cleaner onto a bunch of carpentry tools. It sucked on so many levels..."
"""Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"" or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'."