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Joke of the Day
"Your so bald your bald"
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"My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman."
"A Jewish kid goes to his dad and says, ""Dad, I need to borrow fifty bucks"". The dad says, ""Forty bucks? I don't have thirty bucks, what do you need twenty bucks for?"""
"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"
"Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother."
"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."
"I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go. If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura."
"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."
"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"
"Was out a drive with my dyslexic mate... I notice there's something not right. ""Can you smell petrol?"" I say ""Smell petrol?! I can't even smell my name"""