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Joke of the Day
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."
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"You could sell the cure for Ebola to Gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it"
"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."
"i don't always not give a shit. but when i do. Nevermind, I don't give a shit"
"Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes? It was experiencing magnetopause."
"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."
"Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house."
"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"
"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"
"What is a Canadians favorite board game? Sorry!"