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Joke of the Day

"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."

"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"

"My wife thinks I have a gambling habit. She hasn't said anything, but I can bet that's what she is thinking."

"Happy Halloween... may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong! "

"Why does Donald Trump tweet stuff at 3am? Because it's almost afternoon in Russia at that time."

"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."

"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, pick any cod."

"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"

"""I'm done with this shit."" He thought as he closed Reddit, locked his phone and stood up."

"I bought a book yesterday-a real one with paper, and you have to turn pages and everything! Living like a cave person. Life is hard."