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Joke of the Day
"I told a woman she'd drawn her fake eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
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"Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit? He was just being tempuramental."
"Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back."
"A psychic told me I was going to die a virgin So I raped her and asked for my 20$ back"
"What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon."
"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers...because I can always count on them."
"A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them. I said, ""No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."""
"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."
"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."
"My sister would make a great politician... ...she avoids directly answering questions and always leads the blame to someone else, whether she has proof or not."