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Joke of the Day
"A guy doesn't go into a bar... Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people."
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"A picture may say a thousand words, but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies."
"i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day"
"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."
"Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms."
"I tied a string around my finger to remind me about World Leprosy Week, but it fell off."
"Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays"
"One day, scientists will build a very intelligent supercomputer. ""Is there a god?"", they ask. *** ""There is one now."""