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Joke of the Day
"Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms."
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"Jokes about German sausages... ...are the Wurst"
"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr"
"A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks ""You drinkin'?"" The driver said ""You buyin'?"""
"What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye, ye think it be ""R"", but it be the ""C!"""
"What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !"
"My wife asked me what I want to do with her body... Apparently ""identify it"" wasn't the right answer."
"My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, ""Crick""."
"Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead."