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Joke of the Day
"Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays"
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"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."
"What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps."
"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."
"What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? ""Look ma, no hands!"""
"[WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon? [WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell"
"Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is ""eeeeehhh"""
"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."
"Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."
"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."