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Joke of the Day

"i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day"

"What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !"

"My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money ""too dirty."" He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned"

"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."

"Sometimes on a clear cool night I look at the stars for hours and wonder what cool things I'd be doing if my Internet weren't down."

"Did you hear about the great Alphabet war of 1938? The last letter of the alphabet declared war on all the not-zs."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."

"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."

"Boys want to play Most young men like the idea of (eventually) marrying a living doll; but on a first date, they'd actually prefer a wined-up toy."

"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."