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Joke of the Day
"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."
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"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"
"What do you say to a urinating Italian? You're-a-pee'n"
"How does Anthony Weiner like his meat? Pulled"
"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
"My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been."
"Guys are always saying they get their woman to make them a sandwich right after sex. If she can walk straight after having sex, you're doing it wrong! Go make your own damn sandwich!"
"Batman: I told you, if it's mine you have to say bat before it.. Like bat-mobile, bat-arang.. Doctor: Fine, you have bat-herpes"
"""...This one is TOO big. This one is JUST right."" -my daughter, picking out her preferred public toilet."
"5 Strategies to stop arguing whit your Women 1. Admit she is right 2. Admit she is right 3. admit she is right 4. admit she is right 5. run for your life"