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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
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"a culture caught between afraid of being seen as too expressive like a hipster or completely inexpressive like a basic person"
"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"
"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."
"Why are dyslexia kids scared of Christmas? Satan comes down the chimney."
"Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? ... because he was outstanding in his field!"
"If pizza places cold called people's homes and asked if they wanted to order a pizza, I guarantee you their business would triple."
"One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies"
"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"
"How much rest does a bad Sheppard get? Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights."