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Joke of the Day
"Breaking: Man stabbed and killed Morgan Freeman 's granddaughter"
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"To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you're enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing"
"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""
"There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat."
"I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give me ""the parts of an animal"" I was all gung-ho before, but now he's given me paws"
"Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!"
"After an attempted mugging a few months ago I started carrying a knife Now my muggings are much more successful!"
"As mad as I have been at my boyfriend, I still have never demeaned the size of his penis... That's just a dick move."
"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."
"Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops? Bloody horrible I said ""Put your bikini top back on"""