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Joke of the Day

"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""

"Why did the sausage beat his kids? For being little brats."

"""Sorry, I don't date block guys.""- racist lego woman."

"The only reason millienials want to see Trump become president.. Because we've never seen a president assassinated before."

"LIAM NEESON: [writing grocery list] bread milk cheese eggs vengeance [he stops writing, frowns] vengeance grapes"

"Reddit administration."

"What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments? Whirled Peas"

"My post is low effort It does not take much work to type this post."

"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."

"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"