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Joke of the Day

"As mad as I have been at my boyfriend, I still have never demeaned the size of his penis... That's just a dick move."

"S & M me and the wife are in the s & m stage of our marriage. she Sleeps, i Masturbate"

"When it's raining cats and dogs... Be careful not to step in the poodles!"

"What do a German says when you show him a good meme? Danke"

"I'm not sure I understand What The Hell you're talking about....But.....you're showing cleavage, so I will listen."

"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."

"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite."

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"26.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"I have something witty to say Something witty"