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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."

"So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend..."

"My girlfriend complained about me moving on too fast."

"Trying nofap for just 7 days... ... and it already gets really hard."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."

"What did Charlie Manson get his fiancee? A blood diamond... (doh!)"

"I like my wine like my women 11 years old and locked up in my cellar"

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."

"Yo Mama So Fat... ...it took the Large Hadron Collider to weigh her atoms."