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Joke of the Day

"Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!"

"Went to a restaurant. The sign said ""breakfast anytime."" So I ordered French toast during the renaissance"

"What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar."

"what do you call it when a prostitute cries while having sex hormones"

"50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy, he will now be known as 50. Story is he doesn't have a cent to his name. *drops the mic walks away*"

"What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends? Their Chromies"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y."

"To make a mistake is human. To admit a mistake is stupid."

"Urban Outfitters is just Spencer Gifts in a fedora."

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"