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Joke of the Day

"""My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner"" I explain to the other homeless people."

"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""

"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"

"When is the one time when no doesn't mean no? When a woman rejects feminism."

"Do Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters think the other ones are dumb or are they like: ""Game recognize game?"""

"My boss asked why he didnt see me at work on halloween. I told him I went as god. I clearly was never there, and all the work that got done I did not do."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain"

"According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm guessing the other 48% have new ones?"

"If you had a donkey and it bit off my rooster's legs, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? Because they're constantly multiplying!"