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Joke of the Day
"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."
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"You don't have to seduce me with restraining orders and joyrides on the hood of your car, you had me at. ""No, I was waving at my friend."""
"I had a Muslim kid in my high school and he was notorious for being late So we called him 9/12"
"What do you call potato friends? Spuddies"
"What's the most consumed beverage by Syrians? Saltwater."
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"
"Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds? They hog the Schwing set."
"how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat ur never gonna see again?"
"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."
"I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day. All white, all white, all white."