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Joke of the Day
"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"
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"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"
"Why did the blond take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept."
"I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . ""Are you sexually active?"" Depends on what you mean by ""active"". There are plenty of ""active"" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years."
"A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous ""It's ok"" says the Doctor ""They're benign"" ""Count 'em again Doc"" says the pirate. ""I reckon there be at least ten"
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa!"
"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"
"Why do we need art? Because the Earth without art is just ""Eh""."
"What do you call a female to male sex change? an addadicktomy."
"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"