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Joke of the Day

"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"

"What's the difference between pizza and a jew? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"What do you call your disabled study-buddy? Your cerebral pal-sy."

"Masturbation Just got back from competing in the Blindfolded Masturbation World Championship No idea where I came."

"When I was in 6th grade, I asked a girl out with a note and she wrote back ""Maybe :)"" so idk man I might have plans tonight."

"What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics? Cheer-Rios"

"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"

"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"

"How much did the Holocaust? Not enough Jews."

"I was going to write a joke about taps... ...but I didn't want to faucet."