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Joke of the Day

"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."

"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"

"in the cha cha slide he goes ""NOW its time to get funky!"" halfway through the song like i wasn't getting funky already?"

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A meanderthal."

"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."

"What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline? There's no punchline for this joke."

"What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?"

"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."

"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"

"When do you know that your career has gone south? When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!"