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Joke of the Day

"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"

"What does Donald Trump and a 12 year old have in common? They know a lot about hacking."

"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."

"What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting? He got fired."

"Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject... Someone called out ""The Queen!"" ""Ah"", replied Wilde, ""but the Queen is not a subject."""

"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."

"I had to stop drinking. I kept getting that thing where you feel sick and your head hurts... Depression."

"My uncle was a fiend for oral and older women. We called him the aunteater"

"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."

"What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common? They both come in little cans."