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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? Seizure salad"

"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"

"Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye? It's his private eye."

"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"Pool Went for a swim in one of those infinity pools earlier...couldn't finish a length :-("

"Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Him: ""Nothing. I'm good."" WHEN DO WE WANT IT? ""Seriously, knock it off."" I GOT A NEW BULLHORN! ""I can see that.."

"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."

"Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason."

"I used to have a job circumcising elephants.. It was shit work but the tips were massive."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."