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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
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"I can't hold my liquor. So I put it in my stomach."
"When I was little, I didn't give a fuck about what to wear. My parents dressed me up. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it seems they didn't give a fuck either."
"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""
"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."
"You know what they say, so I won't tell you."
"They say nobody likes Nickelback... ... but there's **gotta be somebody.**"
"It all Title says it all"
"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""
"Me: Get the tires rotated?? Don't they rotate enough while the car is moving? Mechanic: Omg you're right! What a scam. I truly apologize."