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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a job circumcising elephants.. It was shit work but the tips were massive."
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"A boy swallows a whole jar of coins... A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, ""No change yet."""
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore."
"Baby seal So, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ..."
"IF SEAL IS BROKEN, PLEASE NOTIFY ZOOKEEPER IMMEDIATELY"
"I must have an amazing butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, ""What an Ass!"""
"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."
"I told my lawyer I wanted to seek the death penalty against my wife. He said that's not how a divorce works."
"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"
"""We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other."" -yet another lie I just told my toddler"