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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."
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"How do you make a baby cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear."
"Need to build an ark? I Noah guy."
"Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki."
"Writing a romcom about a human centipede front that falls in love with a human centipede back. Middle guy is the comic relief ""cockblocker"""
"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."
"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."
"If 4/20 is national weed day whats 4/21? National surprise drug test day! Happy 4/20 everyone! :)"
"""Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?"" [ sigh ] ""You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe."" [ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]"
"What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"