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Joke of the Day

"Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Him: ""Nothing. I'm good."" WHEN DO WE WANT IT? ""Seriously, knock it off."" I GOT A NEW BULLHORN! ""I can see that.."

"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""

"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."

"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"

"My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations."

"You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. An explanation please?"

"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""

"I had the bottom bunk in my college dorm... I was always getting fucked over by my roommate. *I'll see myself out...*"

"What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table."