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Joke of the Day

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall"

"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."

"When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail"

"What's the final product Steve Jobs released? The iDied"

"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."

" . The joke does not translate."

"What do you call a special kid's computer? (Xpost - r/imgoingtohellforthis) System of a Down"

"What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it's unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water? Incontinent."

"Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US."

"What is it called when you're looking for a body killed by a mortician? Formaldehyde and seek!"