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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a special kid's computer? (Xpost - r/imgoingtohellforthis) System of a Down"
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"My girlfriend announced she was having her sports car detailed ""I am going to have them wax it too,"" she said. I looked at her nonplussed and said, ""I didn't know Corvettes had a bikini line."""
"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."
"Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two"
"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"
"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."
"What separates the men from the apes? The Mediterranean Sea."
"I was just thinking about my ex girlfriend and how great her breasts were. It was a real trip down mammary lane."
"You can now buy ""throw back"" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?"