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Joke of the Day
"What's the final product Steve Jobs released? The iDied"
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"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."
"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer and porn, making it very clear that men are not from Mars.."
"There's 3 types of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"
"Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said ""file this under sad."" WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING"
"When my mother was 53 she started running 5 kilometers every day. Now she's 68 and we don't know where the hell she is..."
"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."
"Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential."
"What does RoboCop use for fuel? Petroleum"
"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"