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Joke of the Day
" . The joke does not translate."
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"How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once? Santa isn't real."
"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."
"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"
"What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!"
"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"
"What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ? The White Wizzer"
"Did you fall from Haven? Me: ""Girl, did you fall from heaven?"" Her: ""Don't even think about it?"" Me: ""...because Satan did"""
"A dark, dark joke What's the difference between molestation and rape? You remember rape"
"I found Peter Dinklage on a HertzsprungRussell diagram... It said ""white dwarf"""