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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when you're looking for a body killed by a mortician? Formaldehyde and seek!"

"What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay"

"What's the worst part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay."

"It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics They often have to deal with calculus on the job."

"I told the 8 clowns in a tiny cop car to ""clown arrest me! Take me to clown jail!"" And they did. Bail has been set at 150 banana cream pies."

"Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television."

"Did you hear about the time that /u/poem_for_your_sprog and /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot got into trouble? It was a shticky situation. I'll show myself out."

"I've been thinking of getting into the warehousing business... I've heard it's blowing up in China"

"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"