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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a cock down a throat."

"My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Are you a hydroelectric source of power? ...cause dam!"

"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."

"The first time I took Viagra it got caught in my throat... I had a stiff neck for HOURS!"

"Day three of MAN COLD. I feel death lurking. Its waiting for me to give up. Stay strong! Think of the cat. He'll eat you if you die."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I just might vote for it."

"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."

"Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication."