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Joke of the Day

"I call my nephews ""Dude"" and ""Homie"" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)"

"It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up."

"how do socks reproduce? they have socks. goodnight folks"

"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"

"Why did Tiger Woods parents name him Tiger? Because he's half Thai, half African American. (Get it? It's funny cuz racisim.)"

"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."

"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."

"Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die."

"Two Texans taking a leak off the GW Bridge on a December night Man, it's cold. Yeah, deep too!"

"What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean? You have a Dell, rolling in the deep."