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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between priests and gay men? Priests say Amen and gay men say ahh, men."
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"If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself."
"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."
"Sorry I got confused & grabbed your fist bump like a doorknob."
"Why do we hit things when they don't work? Because it worked with slavery"
"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin."
"How to get laid. A guide. Steps: 1. Lay on Bed 2. Wait 2 hours 3. Lay becomes past tense."
"Rick Astley will loan you any movie in his Pixar collection except for one... He's never going to give you Up"