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Joke of the Day
"Who are the most intelligent monsters? Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)"
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"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."
"My dog keeps trying to get my attention but until he plays that Sarah McLachlan song I'm not gonna take him seriously."
"Why don't you see any slow black people? All the slow ones are in prison."
"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."
"Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat"
"Misunderstood gift! My lesbian neighbours gave me a rolex for my birthday. Really sweet of them, but i think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""""
"I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation."
"Is this one haunted? ""No"" What about that one? ""Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted"" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!"
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."