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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"
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"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""
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"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."
"Canada got rid of the penny. It makes no cents."
"If you let Jesus take the wheel... Does that count as ghost riding the whip?"
"Who was the worst U.S. President of all time? Hoover, his administration really sucked."
"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."