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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."

"If there is a hurricane coming why don't we just name it a black name? For all we know, they would probaby never show up."

"Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !"

"I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?"

"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because women like their dicks 20% off"

"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"

"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."

"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."

"What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot."

"Just smiled at a stranger. So how does this work, will I get a direct deposit in my account?"