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Joke of the Day
"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"
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"I tried to open a store that specialized in leather made from cow nipples... It was an udder catastrophe"
"Me...Lazy? Don't get me started!"
"What did the business man say to the gangster? Pull up your fucking pants."
"What do you call two jalapenos getting it on? Fucking hot!"
"What do you call a bread that catches a cold? Flu-catcher bread"
"Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime ""literally"" is misused and did his ""You keep saying that word"" bit Genie: That ones on the house"
"I am the Cuba Gooding Jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so..."
"I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off."
"Getting a retweet from someone with 0 followers is like being a beneficiary in a homeless person's will."