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Joke of the Day

"What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby I think I'm falling for you!"

"Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name... The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country..."

"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable."

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find parking. Noe. E-or estacionar is park in Spanish."

"""Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?"" ""I can't jelly my cock up my wife's ass."""

"We are in the golden age of watching videos on your phone."

"Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate? He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'"

"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"

"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"