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Joke of the Day
"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
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"I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes"
"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."
"How does Albus get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble-door"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because netizens were showing shallow sympathy for #YulinDogMeatFestival on the other side."
"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"
"I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer."
"Friends from school are like hot dogs You have them because they're there, not because you love them"
"What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!"
"It's been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety."