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Joke of the Day

"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."

"Hearing someone say 'first world problems' is now almost worse than many third world problems."

"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."

"Whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine."

"If you don't leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn't get your money's worth."

"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"

"I got diarrhea while camping last weekend. Shit was in tents."

"What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building."

"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."