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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find parking. Noe. E-or estacionar is park in Spanish."

"I accidentally said something that lead a girlfriend to believe I'm a lesbian... Must have been a slip of the tongue"

"I almost got caught stealing a board game today... but it was a Risk I was willing to take."

"Just bought a new phone, it's helping me with weight loss I don't have money to eat anything for 2 months."

"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."

"The problem with grammar nazis? They're anti-semantic."

"People in India must really enjoy sandwiches. I heard there were almost 250,000 people in a new deli."

"Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Nobody likes a soggy cracker!"

"God's first concept for a long-necked quadriped was just a rough giraffe."