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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate? He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'"
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"Welcome to Facebook. Please choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world.... ...those who understand Binary, and those who don't."
"The most well known activist in the bee community is Bill Cause Bee."
"what's the cheapest force? centrifrugal"
"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"
"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."
"Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?"
"If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens every day."
"Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead."