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Joke of the Day

"SON: Can horses run in the Olympics? DAD: Wouldn't be fair SON: Why not? DAD: [hand on son's shoulder] Usain Bolt is just too fast, buddy"

"I want you to fu.. this rusty pipe . FTW ??"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two..."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."

"What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic? A rebel without a gauze."

"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."

"I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry."

"Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force"

"I have a hotmail email account. But don't worry, I use it ironically."